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'tis the season to buy ear plugs, lalalala lala lalalala ...

I know one day isn't enough to buy so much whiskey, chocolates and postcards, sexy underwear, video game consoles, etc..so it grew to a whole month of shopping excuses.

"lets bankrupt daddy day"

becomes:

"lets put everyone in deep financial and emotional stress month"

Last year, I made the mistake of attending a choir night at a Baptist church, and the only thing I remember, is the priest going on about how people keep saying: "merry Christmas", here in Tokyo and haven't a clue that:

“this is the time Christians celebrate the birth of Christ” ..

..so lets all stop saying that then :)

Since Christmas now takes the whole month of December hostage anyway, we should say:

"happy December" 

"December man" or “December girl”, instead of “Santa Claus”

..That would be awesome too.

Now all we need are some songs for that and you’re done!